The Soon To Be #1 Michael Simmons

Every few weeks (fine, every few days), I go to Google and type in Michael Simmons. Each and every time, I appear as the second and third Michael Simmons. While, I'm happy to have moved up, part of me still wants that number spot. Part of me wants to be the #1 Michael Simmons out there (at least according to Google). All I have to say is, "Michael Simmons. Watch your back."